Tuesday, June 23, 2009

JOHN MAYER = FAVORITE WHITE DUDE EVER

THIS IS WHAT MAYER HAD TO SAY TO PEREZ HILTON AFTER HE GOT MOLLYWHOPPED IN THE CLUB (supposedly by will.i.am):

John Mayer on Twitter:
...In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
RETARDED FUNNY!
Perez is an iidyot batty bwoy fi sin!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! mayer is the man!! i'm wondering how a gay man can call a straight man a faggot and get away with it... plus, will.i.am didn't do it... one of the BEPs assistants did it... always gotta blame the black man... :P

Tommy said...

lmao

you need to get twitta

micAh! said...

mayer is that dude...

Unknown said...

WILL.I.AM IS A FAGGOT. PEREZ WAS JUST TELLIN THE TRUTH.40 YEAR OLD MEN WHO WEAR SCARVES SUCK DICK.