Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
DONATE MUTHAFUKAZ
Niggaz so stingy, they gotShort Arms and Deep Pockets- GZA
I know we can be strapped for cash a lil bit, but if you can, donate to the charity on the right. Leukemia Lymphoma Society Team in Training: 10$-15$-20$ doesn't matter how much, it all counts and goes to a good cause. So all you Little Armed- Chris Benoit- Jinco jeans wearing ass nigaz step it up. Shits real out there, so please help out.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
ANOTHER REASON GOOGLE MAPS IS THE SHIT
It's not "funny", but I was laughing my ass off when I clicked the url.lmao. ok, I can't lie, this shit is funny as hell.
This is the link they posted.
OFFICIAL MAN NO-NO:
NO CASUAL "MAN HI-FIVES"KEY WORD: CASUAL. Now its cool to do the "victory hi-fives" but the "Man" ones, nuh uh. There is no way I would seriously hi-five a dude on a greeting. I used to do the "fucking peoples minds up hi-five" to see what they would do, but that was just for sport. A casual man touch is no good. No reason to pause that; that shit is gross. That shit is nasty, it's like touching elbows. Sick dude. So unless you have just won a championship, or are you are as awesome as THIS, there is no reason to Man Hi-Five.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
AGREED
Tommy posted this song. Hearing songs like this gets my hopes up, but regardless of how ill Nas is, he does this shit all the time, makes the super ill one song, then acts like he forgot he made it. I kinda think he forgot that he made illmatic. Thats my dude tho, GFK 4 LIFE, but Nas is the illest when he wants to be. PERIOD.
JOHN MAYER = FAVORITE WHITE DUDE EVER
THIS IS WHAT MAYER HAD TO SAY TO PEREZ HILTON AFTER HE GOT MOLLYWHOPPED IN THE CLUB (supposedly by will.i.am):John Mayer on Twitter:
...In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
RETARDED FUNNY!
Perez is an iidyot batty bwoy fi sin!
Perez is an iidyot batty bwoy fi sin!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
THIS BEAT IS ILL...
...On the other hand, why are there so many "rainbow men" in the video? Skinny yellow jeans on 6'5" nigaz is not allowed, for one; and the band just look like some homies. Other than that, oh, and the whole "Roll Bounce" theme, sad G, I can ride with the song.
27 YEARS OF BLESSIN'
It's the King I Divine's Born-day. Thanks for the "early" shouts from yesterday, shouts to the people that got it right today, and shouts to those that forgot. I don't really give a shit about birthdays but others do, so, thanks to those. Now if you will excuse me, I need to buy something nice for myself, preferably "something with payments" nice
Monday, June 15, 2009
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE THIS
I'm not even sure if this has happened already, but if it hasn't it needs to. Vanz was getting at me about who was on Bill Maher this week and I didn't know. IF THIS INTERVIEW HAPPENED, I WOULD WATCH HIS SHOW EVERY WEEK. Bill couldn't handle Mos Def, esp. with Cornell West by his side on some hiphop shit. I'm pretty sure JSmooth would have a good run.
HELP OUT
One of my good friends is trying to raise money for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society and I ask that, if you have some gwop to spare, you please donate to her fund. She will be running an event in honor of those that have lost and are still fighting the battle against Leukemia & Lymphoma and it would be a good look to help out. Thanks!DONATE HERE!!
Friday, June 12, 2009
MAJOR NERD MOMENT
HOLY SHIT! This here is a TO LIFE SCALE (1:1) GUNDAM. I cant stop looking at this, I'm speechless. Japan, you indeed rule the "We have nothing to do with our money, so we make meaningless dope shit" category.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
DEAR GOD NO
Mickey Rourke is Whiplash in the next Ironman movie. Why hasn't this muthaf*ka O.D'd yet? Better yet, why the hell is Whiplash the end boss? I rather see Ironman fight Mothra rather than that fool.
MARTY McGOOGLE
Am I late on this? Have yall peeped the new Google street view feature? Double click up the street and it does this ill time warp style shit. It's crazy.
"LET ME FIND OUT YOU GOT MEN AROUND MY KIDS"-GFK
I saw this picture of Eddie Murphy's Ex wife and his kids hanging out with Michael Strahan the other day on MediaTakeOut.com. Niga, all I gotta say is: Get your hand off the seed son! If I saw this shit popping off, I'ma call the cops on my damn self, "Out in the streets, they call it Murdaaaaaa!"
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
QUESTION
Would you smash your 4th cousin?I know, it sounds sick but here are the circumstances:
First, she (or he for the ladies), is your type, I mean your dream girl. You like girls that are 5ft 3, shes 5ft 3, you like dark hair, she has dark hair, I mean everything that you like and then some. Second, she looks like she could be a bedroom bully, wamp wamp. Third and most important for this question, you are both drunk. WOULD YOU SMASH?Once again, would you smash your cousin's cousin's cousin's cousin if it was your dream partner and you were BOTH drunk?
Monday, June 8, 2009
CRU: DIRTY 30
Am I one of the few people that hold CRU's album as one of the top20 hiphop albums of the 90's? Remember, this is right after big died so all of Bad Boy and its affiliates were killin it. This album has an extremely early "pre-WHOA" Black Rob, the first featured Slick Rick track when he got out of jail, Tracy Lee (daym!), and the LOX.
TRIVIA:
If you listen to the song with LOX, the middle Jada's verse sounds remarkably similar to the begining of Beenie Segal's verse on JayZ's Resevoir Dogs track. The CRU track came out in 97, Jay's track in 98. Do I smell a shark?
TRIVIA:
If you listen to the song with LOX, the middle Jada's verse sounds remarkably similar to the begining of Beenie Segal's verse on JayZ's Resevoir Dogs track. The CRU track came out in 97, Jay's track in 98. Do I smell a shark?
THE FINAL AQUA TEAM
BIANCA told me of this bitter sweet 15 minutes today. This is the final episode of ATHF! It's cut up into a bunch of clips but, whatever. This shit is soooo funny. T-Pain as Frylock (his voice goes in and out of autotune, lmao), retarded; the Exercise ball as (a gangsta ass) Meatwad is PRICELESS; and Carl you gotta see to believe. Too Hillarious.
"Killing is a sin... Not in the eyes of the church"
JAZZLIB x MOS DEF
Just in case you dont know, the Jazz Liberatorz are pretty ill group out of europe. Jazz tunes slash underground flavors in ya ear. I had this track for a while now but I was so eager to find the ECSTATIC that I forgot to post it. oh well. Here it is now:Sunday, June 7, 2009
JOY IS RIGHT
My "lil" sister said this movie was funny so I went to see it. Yea, shits pretty funny. And the crazy thing about the movie is that we ALL have stories like this, not to this degree, but pretty damn close. This movie makes me miss Richmond. Alkyhall is a MuFuka.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
REALLY?
SO... I saw DJSKEE was in the studio with ya boy KELLZ recently. Skee posted a photo of the studio session and I just shook my head. HOW THIS DUDE STILL ON THE STREETS? He's making a new album in the same room he peed on a 6th grader. Have you seen MJ hanging with kellz after his whole scandal? HELL NAH. SpaceJam was a loooong time ago son.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
MICAH, MURPHY AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS
Alien vs. Preditor sippin on Yac playing chess> Robocop on unicorn
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
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