THE WORST

BLUE BALLS

This is the closest thing I can compare to child birth. That shit is no joke. The first time I had it, it felt like my dick got jumped into a gang. I was hurt. Then to add insult to injury, I had to walk home from the girls crib. It was The Mean walk of shame, I had to take Quasimodo steps (yall know what im talking about). BB's dont just go away neither, it sits with you like "fuk it". If it happens just consider the day OVER.