DIRT MOUTH

THE TOOTHPASTE SITUATION

So one day you wake up after a wild ass night of drinking n shit and it is essential that you brush the fuck out of your gums ASAP. You go into the bathroom and boom, you have that itsy bitsy amount of toothpaste left. Now, here is the situation, do you: A : Go to Target or wherever the fuck, and cop some, taking the risk of maybe seeing someone you know, or the flyest chica on the planet standing next to you in line trying to start a convo, with your mouth smelling like dark matter? OR B: Roll the tightest blunt out of that toothpaste tube to get that tear drop out and go on with your day, taking the risk of having funk mouth in 2 hours?
Personally, my lazy ass will cut that bitch open and go indian burn on the inside of that toothpaste with my toothbrush, Ima get all that shit niga, THEN shop. Don't get it twisted. Priorities homie. That dirt mouth is not a good look.

IS IT ME, OR....

DOES THIS MUFUKA SOUND JUST LIKE...THIS MUFUKA?

SKETCHY

Newest Pick up. Dalek book SKETCH Book game vicious.

DEDICATED BACK TO LEX$

Take it back to when there was only "One" store on this one. Diamonds always keeps the party going. pz CLUMSY SCHOLAR ON THE ROLL CALL. check'em out

THERE IS NO WAY IM ONE OF THE FIRST TO HAVE THIS OUT OF EVERYONE

BOOK GAME VICIOUS

Just arrived today at the job site. OBEY has gotten a lot of shine over the years, esp. due to his OBAMA works, and this book is a nice collection of his recent pieces. Its a dope book; 144 pages, no real reading, High Quality photos, Glossy, just clean as hell. See some excerpts here

ESSENTIAL PICK UP

Don't front on Mike. For the simple reason that BestBuy is selling this cd this week for $13, makes this a MUST COP. 45 songs son, SONGS, NOT SKITS, 3 cds for $13. Seriously, I can't even get Illmatic for that price. Last time I checked, Nas was no Mike.

WHAT HAPPENED TO QUEENS?

OH YEA, 50 cent happend. Presenting Dj Dels- i love the 90s queens edition. No 50 on this shit. Bunch of nas, mobb, cnn, tribe, onyx, you know, the good stuff.

CAN'T STOP THE JUXX

There are only 3 new rap cats whose work I am anticipating: Vanz, Skyzoo, and none other than Ruste Juxx. Thanks to NahRight, there is a new mixtape out full of Juxx material. If you haven't heard of him by now, you got time to catch up. Get the mixtape Here

YOU THOUGHT I WAS BULLSHITTIN?

IM CALLING OUT N*** ON THIS ONE.

So, my list of fam {father allah master} on the roll call didnt want to believe the kid when I said Max Payne was trash. Now look, 8 dollars broker and 2 hours of life wasted later, cats are handing out reviews. Look, Jus, you can put a pair of keds in a nike box if you want; Lex, there is no way you read my review first then went to see the movie, we got similar mind sets, so you get a pass; Micah, thanks for spreading the word, but I know deep inside (pause) you still want to see how bad that movie really is. For the rest of the world, if you go see Max and I find out, go mush yourself in the face before I do. I'm handing out mushes on the hour. (see above)

LEFT AND RIGHT

REST EASY DOLEMITE
1927-2008

REMEMBER HER

What happened to the girl from LL's "Doin' it" video? She made me actually start paying attention to the girls in the videos instead of just listening to the music. Wonder how many kids she got now?

WORST MOVIE EVER

If you gave me a choice: watch MAX PAYNE again, or get kicked in the face with cleats, my answer would be, "What size cleats?", then I would think again and say, "Doesn't matter, get your Liu Kang on." If I see Mr. Funky Bunch in the streets, I'm going to jack him for my ten spot, EASY. Straight up, I'm no Roger Ebert or nothing like that but that shit was wack. I should have stayed home and watched HeavyTraffic like I planned on in the first place.

AMAZING

I am an artist, so just the sheer balls of this dude going all out is simply amazing. Check it out on your own at supertouch.

HELLZ & NOOKA

Nooka and Hellz will be releasing a truly one of a kind unisex watch that showcases a black metal mesh strap and a purple and blue design that’s “out of this world”… November 2008, only 200 pieces will be available. via What The HELLZ

I SWEAR IF I HEAR THIS ONE MORE TIME

GOOGLE ME

I can't get over this shit. It's an epidemic. When people started saying "It is what it is", I didn't mind as much, because in essence, it gets the point across, but not this. Google Me has to be the most shameful attempt at fame I have ever encountered. Anybody can Google anyone and get what they want to find, shit, I can google ME and be happy with the mediocre results. Google Me is like saying, "I'm out there, just find me" instead of having your work/crafts/actions speak for themselves. If you are really that large, do this; WIKI ME, and see what happens. If you don't have a table of contents on your wiki, work harder fam. You're not there yet.

NEW Q-TIP VIDEO-MOVE

Q-Tip - "Move"
This 70's/80's video thing is fucking hilarious.

COOLEST WAY TO SAVE THE OZONE

Operation underground subway: Reduce carbon. Pull the plug.
by Fight_Carbon

GOURMET DUE = ILLNESS

Gourmet is doing it majorly. I think I'm going to call this shoe the 5.4. Why you ask? If you know like I know, that zipper is going to SHATTER into 5 pieces, 4 wears in. EASY

ZTRIP OBEY OBAMA FREE MUSIC

WHY NOT?

GHOST HONORS THE RULER

If you didn't see the hip hop honors on VH1, you missed a hell of a show, q-tip, mos def, estelle, scarface and public enemy all preforming at once: INSANE. But HANDS DOWN, the best part was Ghostface and Biz Markey doing a rendition of La di Da di. I may be a Stan, but Ghost may be the Illist doing it.

REMEMBER THIS

Sticky's G pass was never reinstated after this fight, now look at him, a bootleg Blade. Thats gotta be bad. You know you have gone down hill when you are back up to Wesley Snipes. Your career has been Bacdafukup.

NICE TACO

LOL, be a little more careful with your script next time.

THE CHERRY ON TOP!

All week, good music has been coming out (HeltaSkelta, Madlib, Robin Thike), making my week ill, and now this. DOOM DROPPED THE SWIFT AND CHANGEABLE EP FOR FREE. Ahhhh, relax and max to the ill vibes gently.

UPDATE: spoke too soon. This shit is pretty much all the wild shit on Fishscale + 1.

TELL ME YOU HEARD THIS SHIT

SARAH, speechless. This bitch said that humans were not entirely responsible for global warming. Word? I've never been to Alaska, but I'm pretty sure all the people there can't be that fucking stupid.

PURCHASED

Not downloaded.

MASAMUNE SHIROW = LEGEND

There is none greater when it comes to this medium, and style of illustration. HIS MIND IS OFF THE CHAIN.

HOOD REMEDY: VOL 3

BURN TREATMENT:
BUTTER

Get the fuck outta here. DON'T act like you are new to this, everyone knows this one, and if you have tried it, shame on your dumb ass. What is butter going to do to a burn but make that shit a shiny infection. You trying to bake the burn away? You know how mad I would be if I was eating a baked potato and I found out there was no butter because some idiot didn't know how to iron his shirt? Lets get smart. Make sure you treat your wounds right. That butter cure is no good.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO EDDIE

I..ah I..ah I.. I... used to think you were funny.