THE TOOTHPASTE SITUATIONSo one day you wake up after a wild ass night of drinking n shit and it is essential that you brush the fuck out of your gums ASAP. You go into the bathroom and boom, you have that itsy bitsy amount of toothpaste left. Now, here is the situation, do you: A : Go to Target or wherever the fuck, and cop some, taking the risk of maybe seeing someone you know, or the flyest chica on the planet standing next to you in line trying to start a convo, with your mouth smelling like dark matter? OR B: Roll the tightest blunt out of that toothpaste tube to get that tear drop out and go on with your day, taking the risk of having funk mouth in 2 hours?
Personally, my lazy ass will cut that bitch open and go indian burn on the inside of that toothpaste with my toothbrush, Ima get all that shit niga, THEN shop. Don't get it twisted. Priorities homie. That dirt mouth is not a good look.
Personally, my lazy ass will cut that bitch open and go indian burn on the inside of that toothpaste with my toothbrush, Ima get all that shit niga, THEN shop. Don't get it twisted. Priorities homie. That dirt mouth is not a good look.
2 comments:
hahahahahahaha I did that shit just this week. Try the two thumbs method to really get the last bit.
LMAO... thats why I always gotta another tube under the sink... I buy bulk...
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