WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SNOW
BLACK PEOPLE LOVE NIGHT
BLACK PEOPLE LOVE NIGHT
I know it sounds fuckt up, but its the truth. For some retarded ass reason, white people like the snow, and for some fuckt up reason, black people show in abundance at night. If you don't believe me, I invented a test. Next time you are by a white/black person, ask them these two questions:
1- Do you make snow angels?
2- What time do you go to the movies?
2- What time do you go to the movies?
I will guarantee the white person is going to say "yes" to the snow angels question, and have a time between Noon and 8:30 pm for the movie. The black person is going to say "Hell no" to the snow angels (irony), and have a time between 9:45 pm to Midnight, for the movie. Its a fact, black people don't fuck with snow. MotherFucker, blacks don't like rain, so you know snow aint even a fuckin option. Matter of fact, I bet you a white person invented the snowman. I put money on that shit. And if you ask a black person what movie showing they want to go to, the response will be "When's the latest show"; that shit is like CLOCKWORK. I wish I knew why blacks only go out at night. I guess at night, everybodys dark, so the chances of being harassed by cops goes down a few points. Ouch.
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA lmao I HATE late movies! That is funny. But, I am not with snow. I cant identify with your white people observation on that one.
nigga I love the snow and I went to see Quantum of Solace yesterday at 2pm..lol
*poking holes in your theory*
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