IF YOU ARE A MAN, THIS IS A NO NO

No man, on earth, should wear white jeans. PERIOD. This white jeans thing is worse than the pink clothes thing, which is worse than the black nail polish thing. Dude, this is THE worst shit ever. One time this dude wanted to fight me one night because I accidentally got some of my drink on his white jeans. Are you serious? Why the fuck... I mean, everybody knows that white jeans on women is one of the best ideas ever created, why yall want to fuck it up for everyone. NO MEN IN WHITE JEANS. That shit is wack. And if you do have a pair of white jeans and I see you in them, Im going to push you in the dirt. MAN UP.