MOST NIGARISH STATEMENT AWARD GOES TO:

From the one and only, well respected, token #1 and good friend: LEX

"Smuckers Grape with PB is like puttin 24s on an Escalade." - TCS

This statement is so funny on so many levels, I dont even know what to say about it. Check his page out before he smacks the shit outta you.

STREET FIGHTER LEGEND OF CHUN LI

This looks absolutely HORRID. I guess you gotta wait for it. Oh yea, the trailer is in japanese, so fuk it.

ESSENTIAL PICK UP: INTERVIEW ART ISSUE

INTERVIEW magazine ART issue, features sections on Damien Hirst, Jeff Koons, Richard Prince and a one page spot featuring none other than the king of NY's son, Christopher Wallace Jr. Pick it up.

FOR THE LADIES ONLY

THAKOON FOR TARGET®

ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER

Just copped NIKITA on bluray. It's amazing how some movies are just Classic from the start. I had it on VHS back in the day, but this version is way better, extra clean. Luc Besson is ILL. I actually snatched his name for my ebay name back in highschool.

DECEMBER 25TH

If the beach actually had career jobs, like, JOB type jobs,
I would have stayed.

APPLAUSE

These UndercoverISM Jackets are pretty damn fresh. Now, just because the jackets are fresh, does not mean you will look fresh in these jackets. I would look fresh in a few of them, but you might not. REMEMBER: STYLE NOT SWAGG.

WORST CITY NICKNAME AWARD GOES TO:

SAC-TOWN

UMMMM. I THINK I'LL PASS

Whichever girl asks to eat the baby, get her number SWIFTLY.

OOOH SHIT!

Man I cant front, as much as us , now, "old heads" talk shit about how much wack shit is in hip hop, just remember that not everything was wack at the time. Im not saying that I'm proud of these teenie boppers, but be real. I know there are a few MC Brains fans running around somewhere, Father MC and all that shit.

IF HE CAN DO IT...

All yall fools that want to talk shit about smoking, Fuk Yall. I understand if you have a personal issue with it, and that's peace, but don't bring your personal ideas to me. If I'm not going to ask you to stop making stupid comments, then don't make stupid comments like "you know smoking is bad for you", bitch dont you think I know this?

I TOLD YOU!

LOOK AT HIM... HE LOVES IT. - Dave Chappelle

FUNNIEST FRESH PRINCE SCENE EVER

I remember the first time I saw this shit, I was DYING! That dude is getting it! TV Producers: If you want people to not do drugs, please don't make Carlton do the most awesome shit ever, because I shit you not, I WANTED TO TRY THOSE DRUGS, ASAP. That fucker was killin it!

FUK YOU AT&T

YELLOW SNOW IPHONE 3G HACK TO DROP DEC. 31st

Personally, I already have the chip that auto hacks the 3g from the sim card ( and yes, it does work), but this is a good one two punch for AT&T's stingy ass. Fuk them. I bet the dude that runs at&t was a sucka as a kid. Type of kid that brought his football to the field for everyone to play, but cut the game short because nobody passed him the ball. Lame bastard, take this.

THIS SHIT IS BOMB

This has to be the best orange juice hybrid I have ever had. Find it Drink it. This gets the SPOILED stamp of approval.

DOPE

Machines that Almost Fall Over from Michael Kontopoulos on Vimeo.

ON THE WAY

Pentax IQZoom 160 35mm Film Camera. Go back to film people. Don't get me wrong, I have digital, but you know how everything goes in cycles. This is a dope camera.

DON'T YOU MISS H.E.R.

I remember when you actually had to be GOOD to get into the rap game. Check this out too, I've been keeping this theory to myself for a long time: Canibus single-handedly changed the rap game. Not with his MC abilities but by being the first to say on a major record that "The Greatest Rapper of all time died on March 9th" (Thats Biggie for the lost ones). After that line, everybody tried to shoot for the crown, and battle after battle ensued until battles became meaningless, and if competition is meaningless, who cares who puts out records, and THATS how the start of alot of the bullshit we hear today came to be. Its not the only reason hip hop has suffered, but yea, you know.

I MIGHT SOUND WRONG, BUT...

Brothas and Sistas, and all brown people alike: SAVE THE "N" BOMB.
Why? Because if you don't use it, you KNOW who will.

COLD AS LEX

UPDATE: What the fuck is SuperHead doing in this video?

GODS GIFT TO MAN

WOMEN IN SWEATPANTS

If women only knew. Remember in 50's Wanksta video, the girl that followed him in the store... pshhhh. A brother was hurt on that one, in my mind Im thinking, "why the hell don't girls do this more often?" Women, no matter what you feel your ass looks like, it will look better in sweatpants, TRUST ME. I think it's something embedded in male chromosomes or some shit, that makes fellas weak for the cotton. Easy access to WampWamp is a plus too. So do your man a favor, rock the sweats, feel free, and get the shakin'.

UPDATE: PSA

IRONY IS A BITCH, SEEN THE WORST ROCKED SWEATS EVER. I CHANGED MY MIND. WOMEN. IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ROCK SWEATS, DONT FUKIN DO IT. THANK YOU

SUPER MISSING

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SUPERCAT? After Sean Paul straight JACKED his style, the dondada went missing. OH I remember, DIDDY got a hold of him. You know what, Puffy is like the Bermuda Triangle of Executives. As soon as you come in contact with him, you dissappear weeks after signing. SMH, sad.

POSSE CUT OF THE DAY

THE POINTS

GYAAAADAYM! HAHAHA

This shit is so funny, I can't even post it.
BUT IT IS A MUST SEE. I swear.

That shit is wild. FOR REAL.

ON THE WAY

Got this on the way. FUJI INSTAX INSTANT CAMERA. Polaroid style photos the size of credit cards. Next is the INSTAX 200. 7 inch Polaroid style photos. I'm on the ill photo mission.

JUST AN OBSERVATION

WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SNOW
BLACK PEOPLE LOVE NIGHT

I know it sounds fuckt up, but its the truth. For some retarded ass reason, white people like the snow, and for some fuckt up reason, black people show in abundance at night. If you don't believe me, I invented a test. Next time you are by a white/black person, ask them these two questions:

1- Do you make snow angels?
2- What time do you go to the movies?

I will guarantee the white person is going to say "yes" to the snow angels question, and have a time between Noon and 8:30 pm for the movie. The black person is going to say "Hell no" to the snow angels (irony), and have a time between 9:45 pm to Midnight, for the movie. Its a fact, black people don't fuck with snow. MotherFucker, blacks don't like rain, so you know snow aint even a fuckin option. Matter of fact, I bet you a white person invented the snowman. I put money on that shit. And if you ask a black person what movie showing they want to go to, the response will be "When's the latest show"; that shit is like CLOCKWORK. I wish I knew why blacks only go out at night. I guess at night, everybodys dark, so the chances of being harassed by cops goes down a few points. Ouch.

DECEMBER MOVIES IN HEAVY ROTATION

I don't have time to do shit anymore, well, not till after Christmas. I get home from work at midnight, and a niga gotta eat. So, while I eat, these are the 3 of the movies I got in heavy rotation:

SUPER NINJA: This is my shit. I think its a scientific fact that 81.3 percent of black males like kung fu movies. I read that shit in a book somewhere. This movie was ill, what was wild about this shit was, if you made this movie about white people, it would of been called CASINO. NO its nothing like casino, but its got its casino moments.

HAV PLENTY: Straight DUDE flick. I didn't feel the least bit sad for the chicks in this movie, as a matter of fact, women take notes on what the main character in this movie is saying, because, if you ever get into an argument and your man is not responding, hes probably thinking of all the shit in this movie. Get a grip!

THE HITTER: After wearing out my Sonny Carson, and JDs revenge DVDs, I had to re up. I don't even know why I like this movie, its pretty damn funny, but its not a comedy. IF you can find a way to see it, give it a shot. Maybe I like it because the soundtrack is ill as fuck, or maybe its because I bought it. Either way, its in rotation.

I got so many other movies I'm diggin, but son doesn't have time to post them all. Matter fact, I will just do this shit monthly like I'm Spotting or some shit.

DAYM SON!

This is Skateboard P's thousand foot chum statue. I'm not gonna lie, this shit is crazy, but a little overkill to be having in your living room. If I were shae, and I saw this shit in P's house, I would ask that fucker for a raise, quick.

THIS IS WHY I CANT TAKE JIM JONES SERIOUSLY

I remember seeing this when I was younger, the Horse and Carriage remix video. The first time I saw the video, I had a major crush on charlie baltimore, so I watched the whole video, even tho Sillk the shocker ruined the whole shit with a 32 bar wack ass verse. Back to the facts. At the end of the video I see some random ass niga do a CARTWHEEL, and cams lookin at this dude like, "what?". And I look at the tv like "WHAT?", Come to find out thats Jimmy. Then I look again, OH shit, thats the me too guy. SO THERE. JIM JONES: THE ORIGINAL MR. ME TOO. The reason I cant take him seriously.

SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA PAUSE

WOOOOW! When will famous people (and regular people) figure out that the camera is on them at all times. This fucker could have avoided this situation easily. Fam, star or not, you gonna get caught on film, straight up. Look at it this way, stay on your A game. As soon as you start slippin, you might find yourself on the net, in an adidas warm up suit getting stretched the fuck out.

SOME DREAMS DO COME TRUE

I played this shit for like 10 minutes when I saw it. Actually, after this gets posted, I'm gonna play it for another 10 minutes, then I'm going to eat. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

ITS ABOUT TIME HOV

ENEMY MINE has been putting out some lack-luster tunes lately, but this joint is OFFICIAL!
JAY FT SANTI GOLD - WE GO (nahright)